So I wake up Sunday morning to an array of bright lights and a headache like no other. I’m dehydrated and cold. As I’m fighting off the most horrible feelings of nausea, I realize that I’ve been sleeping on the cold, hard bathroom floor all night. How the hell did I get there? I do not remember. Shit, I don’t even remember walking home (it’s just a 2 minute walk home from the homies’). But I do remember there was a lot of alcohol haha.
Anyways, so I’m feeling like shit, right? But then I look out my balcony and all shittiness flies out of the window. I’m laughing my ass off. My truck had been sabotaged; Lakers and Kobe shit written all over it with purple and yellow paint. See, I am pretty much the only Laker-hater around my neck of the woods. Actually, I’m not even a Laker “hater”, nor am I even a Boston fan (although I’ve always loved KG ). I just have a personal vendetta against Kobe and my friends all know this.
Yes, he’s an incredible player and bla bla bla…I know this. I’ve never knocked his game. He’s the shit, nobody can deny that. But like I said, it’s something personal and here’s an idea of why. I’ve been a die hard Shaq fan since the 5th grade. I can still hear David Stern’s tired ass voice announcing, “With the first pick in the 1992 NBA draft, the Orlando Magic select Shaquille O’neal from Louisiana State University…” But yea, his career is coming to an end and it’ll be a bittersweet moment for me when he announces his retirement.
It’s all good tho, cuz there is a new king…King James. Lebron is the TRUTH!! Hahaha…check out my truck!!
Pretty good, huh? I thought it was hilarious. They must’ve been pretty damn salty after realizing the series was over after game 4.Due to specific circumstances, the number of suspects is very limited, but the culprits have not revealed themselves yet…probably because they’re afraid of retaliation…pussies. There is no claim to such greatness…how sad. I truly have a loss of respect for them on that part.
Anyhow, the 4 new shirts are available for purchase on our webstore!!! And don’t forget to stay tuned for the 8 new-new shirts. I’ll keep you posted!
Peace, “BK”